Jessica Simpson has gone Zef with her new fragrance ‘Fancy Nights’.
‘Jus julle! I got me this new sekzy frangrance! It’s super larney, is called FANCY NIGHTS. If you laaik you can borrow it for your matriek dance! Jus use a little bit please coz it’s lekker ’spensive! And after the ball we can check out this lekker party at Bassline! My mommy got us some Pink Duck for me and ma girls! Jus I can’t wait!’
Let’s file this in the hmmm, alrighty then box shall we? Pick up some Kiss My Face skincare products from the Wellness Warehouse, if this is your vibe. I can’t help but feel they missed a trick. The word ‘face’ is too close to ‘ass’ – they could have had a whole lot more fun with this! Taken out that sappy peace sign watermark, dropped the vines, added some graffiti and an uneven typewriter font… ‘My skin’s so awesome you can kiss my ass face!’ Punk-ass skincare! F*ck yeah! But alas…
There is so much about this to love. Firstly, the fact that these events actually happened. Secondly, that someone re-recorded them into a catchy track. And lastly, they edited them into this video. Too much funny!
Guys, if you ever wondered what a man on the verge of madness looks like, I present this video of Julius Malema totally losing it at a press conference this morning! I feel soooo sorry for the comedians in this country, because our politicians steal the spotlight every single time!
We really shouldn’t be laughing. But how can we not?
There hasn’t been this public a meltdown since Britney Spears in ‘07! He’s lucky he can’t shave his head!
