oh hi dere
i is a tibetan mastiff, officially ‘da most expensive dog on da planet’
i looks like a lion that mated with a rottweiler
and i is vicious enough to kill a tiger
no matter
i is worth $500 000 (no lies, read da article)
which is like ten billion trillion dollars in dog money (the amount times 7 billion-point-four)
i is a tibetan mastiff
hope u like my hair
got it did at the dawg salon
just another day in my ‘overvalued animal life’
gonna push play on my dogiPod
listen 2 Florence & the machine
coz da ‘dog days r over’ for me
i is a tibetan mastiff
wait where is my chew-chew??
it was just here
this is an OUTRAGE! WHERE MY CHEW-CHEW HUMAN SLAVE?!!
gonna maul ur face while you sleep
2 ‘increase my book value’ (via being more vicious)
gonna get auctioned off 2 some1 who is ’serious bout me’
i is a tibetan mastiff
want my chew-chew
hold up buddy! don’t touch the hair okay????
think of each strand as a ‘downpayment on ur mortgage’
and you’ll be close to the truth
I is a tibetan mastiff
i is what ‘humans buy when they have bought everything else’
and while u sleep
i will drag ur Louis Vuitton Speedy out the cupboard chew off the inner label (so ur friends think its fake)
and have my puppies in it
because i is a tibetan mAstiff AND WANT MY CHEW-CHEW.
This is a fun little behind the scenes video from the Marie Claire Naked shoot. Check out Marie Claire’s blog for more. Remember it goes on sale next week. Get it!!
Hurricane Vanessa posted somepreviews of the Marie Claire Naked Issue, coming out next Wednesday 16 February. We’re in it along with two of our favs – Kim Gray and PopYaCollar’s La Muse. We had great fun shooting this – we actually shot it twice! And we had a very enthusiastic car guard watching our, um, cars. The doggy in the pic belongs to photographer Mark Cameron, and her name is Viva. She’s husky cross Golden Retriever, and just the sweetest thing ever. Just look at those fluffy paws. The Marie Claire Naked Issue is in aid of the SPCA, and since we are a HUGE fan of beasties here at CTG (whippet updates, Cape Town Cat), we’d love it if you supported it.
Oh my GAD. Just discovered an entire species of monkey that looks like MJ (miss u MJ). They are called snub-nosed monkeys (more here). Wonder if we can teach them to dance to Thriller. Maybe if we ‘put a bunch of them in jail‘ first. Make them ‘want it’. NE wayz the species is apparently not new, but the one pictured is new because it’s snub-nose is so sensitive it sneezes when it rains (bless). So it’s called a ’sneezing snub nose monkey’. Love it when nature ‘fully gets on board’ and ‘embraces popular culture’ like this. Someone give nature a raise and some hashtags (#brandplus). Sigh. Wish nature had a fanpage so I could ‘Like’ it. Can’t wait til nature brings out a ‘Bieber Bird’ or a ‘Paris Hilton Piranha’.
If you follow this blog you will know that I don’t just ‘post any f-ing cat video’. I pride myself on being extremely discerning on the cute animal front, bringing you only the best of the best, the cutest of teh cute. I do believe this latest offering is up to the usual standard. Please enjoy.
