36 Boutiques

Friday? Oh sorry, I’m busy.

23 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in CTG recommends, Girlcrushes, Parties, cape town, girl stuff, guys stuff, sport, 0 Comments


A couple of pics from the Volleyball shenanigans from last Friday’s Sunset Volleyball at One&Only just landed in my inbox. I haven’t got past the first one yet. Do you see why?

Hmm. It's the ball that catches my eye. No, really.

Okay so 30 minutes has past and I have managed to move on, but not far.

The action. The drama. I'm here for the sport.

So, um, what are YOU doing Friday evening? ;) See you at Sunset Volleyball at One&Only? Yes. That sounds about right.

Spa Saturday at Reyjeane: Lindt pedicures, head massages and Essie micro-dermabrasion manicures

23 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in CTG, CTG recommends, beauty products, cape town, field guides, girl stuff, hair, lifestyle, spa saturdays, things to do, weekends, 4 Comments


with Rey - salon owner :)

Proudly displaying french manicure with salon owner Rey

I tried out Reyjeane Spa & Salon in the Hudson round the corner from Cape Quarter on Saturday. I went for three treatments:

1. A Lindt Deluxe Chocolate Pedicure

2. An Essie Anti-Ageing and E-Juvenate Manicure

3. The Kerastase Aqua Oleum Moisture Treatment

The prices of which can all be found here. Very reasonable. Anyway Reyjeane, if you haven’t been, is a spa and salon that reminds me of a princess’s dressing rooms. The decor is beautiful and pretty and opulent – think armoires and chaise longues. I think it’s a great place to book, say, four of your friends in and go get your hair and nails done before a special event or a big night out, because you can all chat to each other and enjoy the champagne and Lindt choccies and the cupcakes and the cappuccinos that you are served while you get pampered.

chilled salon vibes

Reyjeane - serene and chilled

Lindt chocolate pedicure - extreme indulgence

Lindt Chocolate foot masque - unreal how delicious it smells. This was preceded by a foot massage. Lots of happiness going on here.

macarons while you mani!

Macarons while you have your hair done?

nom noms while you get pampered

Or perhaps some chocolate?

cupcake goodness

No? Fancy a cupcake then?

Now I went into Reyjeane with a knot the size of a child’s first in my hair. This happens sometimes - between the blur of charity balls and social soirees and hairspray and teasing sessions that is my life – I sometimes forget to ‘brush it out’ and then it gets worse and worse and eventually I actually cannot brush it out on my own. Enter the lovely ladies at Reyjeane, who used something called a ‘Tangle Teezer’ to get it out. What is a ‘Tangle Teezer’, you ask? It is a gift from god. Please. Try it and see.

Reyjeane Spa

Chilled salon times

After the knot was gone my hair was soaked in the Kerastase Aqua Oleum to help revive it to something resembling healthy hair. This treatment came with a head massage, and while it soaked in my hair I got a shoulder and neck massage, too. I struggle to communicate the awesomeness of this series of treatments. Head massage. Neck massage. Soft, silky hair. You do the beauty maths. It adds up to 7 000%.

The Essie Anti-Ageing E-Juvenate treatment is unlike any mani I have ever had before. It uses micro-dermabrasion (just process that for a second) to renew the skin on your hands, and then smother your hands in a vanilla-delicious Essie intensive recovery cream. It’s crazy – you can see the difference between the skin on your hands and your arm immediately. I was like, ‘can we do that on the rest of my body?’

I opted for a classic French Manicure on my hands, and blood red on my toes. I’ve never actually had a French Manicure. I always ‘go hardcore’ and get short red or closest-shade-to-black-that-is-not-black nails. Felt very grown up.

went classic french

Frenchie.

Can I show you a picture of champagne and chocolate again? Yes? Great!!!

Lindt & champagne while I'm getting a pedicure - that's how they do it here at Reyjeane

Basil – Reyjeane’s hair stylist – blowdried my hair into softly curled perfection. I flounced around the rest of the day annoying my friends with questions like, ‘don’t you just LOVE these soft curls? I clean up well, right? How pretty am I? Don’t you think Prince William should have proposed to ME?” etc.

I literally left a new woman. New hair. New feet, new neck, new hands. Reyjeane can be found at the Hudson building (same building as Origin Coffee and The Loading Bay – you MUST try their sandwiches if you haven’t yet) in Hudson Street in the Cape Quarter. Click here to see their prices - they really do have great pricing girls – seriously. And the ladies who work there are not only great at what they do but also very very sweet and kind and lovely.

To make a booking call 021 418 0391. Tell ‘em you want the Lindt Chocolate Pedi. You won’t look back, I promise!

PopYaCollar in Marie Claire magazine

22 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in BFFs, CTG, CTG recommends, bloggers, blogs, cape town, fashion, magazines, 0 Comments


CTG’s favourite fashionista La Muse names CapeTownGirl as a ‘blog she loves’ - what an honour! Check out popyacollar here.

Quick Mountain Weekend Roundup

22 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in CTG, cape town, lifestyle, 0 Comments


This is Sunday morning’s mountain vibe. Beautiful clear and sunny, before the clouds came. It made for a good breakfast.

Mountain looking beautiful today. Want to get outside while the sunshine lasts

And this pink deliciousness is Sunday evening’s ‘look’. A generally good performance on behalf of the mountain this weekend, I think.

Pink champagne sunset

interview with Prince William and Kate Middleton

19 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in CTG recommends, Celebrity, hilarious, 2 Comments


Wills & Kate talk about having sex for the first time. Terribly naughty interview. Enjoy!

Thanks lotte

CTG on GQ.co.za

19 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in BFFs, CTG, CTG for GQ, bloggers, guys stuff, writing work, 1 Comments


Check out my latest What She Wants guide on GQ.co.za. Topics include nailpolish, a well-cut bikini and Stiaan Louw. They’ve also got an article about Carlos Santana, and a nice little guide on How To Be A Millionaire. Clicky-clicky.

Puma Social kicks off 1 December

18 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in BFFs, cape town, drink, lifestyle, sport, 2 Comments


We’re very excited for PUMA Social which will be starting 1 December. I just received the first of the videos they’re doing to promote it and it features Schalk Burger. It’s all about ‘the after hours athlete’ – think ping pong, bowling, karaoke, darts, that kinda thing. Luckily we have killer players with killer skills on all fronts so we’re prepared. We’re ready. Those of you who have taken a beating from team CTG at one of those sports before will know we’re not ‘just fronting’. Click here to sign up to stay in the loop regarding Puma Social events. Gonna be HUGE!

Oh why Hallo there, I’m Kate Middleton

17 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in BFFs, CTG, Celebrity, characters, hilarious, weddings, 13 Comments



Oh hahaha HAllo there
yes it’s me
little ‘mousey katie’
do you remember me?
of course you do. you were such a bitch to me in junior school.
you used to call me a ‘mudblood’ coz my daddy wasn’t a lord,
just a lowly paper merchant.
well lord, look at me now.
i got the golden ticket, bitches.
yes, that’s MRS PRINCESS OF WALES to you.
uh

why hello there sweetie sweetie sweetie
it’s me, surely you remember?
we shared math class together for years (pff! math is so working class)
you never spoke to me because I wore glasses and was still a virgin and my dad wasn’t on your daddy’s’s board.
no matter.
I knew that ‘virgin thing’ would come inĀ  handy someday.
Someday, WHEN I MARRIED THE F-ING PRINCE OF ENGLAND.
look at me now girls.
laughing all the way to bucky palace (my name for my boyf’s pad)
yeah my boyf looks a l’il horsey
but i love horseys
can you tell?
naaaaaaaaay!

Oh how do you DO there
Yes yes, i am marrying the Prince of England, yes, that’s me (blushies)
yes yes, it’s old news now
I know, you thought it would never happen
you thought, what kind of a man marries his first girlfriend??
MY kind of man, girls
don’t think I haven’t done my time
blowjob after blowjob, blowjob after breakfast, lunch, dinner, blowjob listening to his silly jokes about hunting and foxes and fowls
(Oh dahling you are simply so FUNNY darling ommmmhmhmhmhmmommm)
you should SEE the muscles in my neck
but I’m not complaining
all the better to hold the crown jewels with hmmmm yes (wink-wink god I am so naughty!)

Good day love
What’s that? Congratulations? Oh why thank you.
Yes I did absolutely manage to ‘bag a prince’.
You’ll have to forgive me - I never tire of the jokes
I don’t think I ever will
Probably won’t tire of saying ‘that’s PRINCESS Kate to you’ either
Yes – i’m down-to-earth like that
must be my solid middle-class rich brat background
(and the fact that I’m marrying a prince)
But I’m not bovvered
Don’t give a shit
I’m marrying a prince, bitches
Gonna get my mani-pedi on daily
Gonna rock the Chanel suits like it’s nobody’s bizznizz
Gonna perfect the royal wave
Gonna do it when I’m drunk at parties
(yeah I get drunk – I’m marrying a prince, bitches – watch me down this bottle of Belvedere in 3 gulps)

Why how do you do
Yes, I’m marrying the Prince of Wales
You can leave your flowers there
Just dump the Birkin over there (i have like 6 already – it’s obvs 1st choice for princess-to-be gifts)
Jaja you got it engraved, how very thoughtful
Don’t think we’re friends now
I’m gonna be the Princess of Wales bitches
I don’t have ‘friends’
I gots ‘bitches-in-waiting’

Why hello love
Yes, yes, I am marrying Prince William
Yes, yes, I am sure he’s ‘the one’
How do I know? Do you see any other princes around? (gingers don’t count)
Let’s cheers to me
I am doing this for you
And every other teenage girl out there
Just think of me as a modern-day ‘Joan of Arc’
Riding around on horses and cavorting with kings
(minus that yucky burning-at-the-stake vibe - they were so uptight back then)
But I’m basically your hero
My body is your body
My Birkin is your Birkin
My front row tickets to Chanel are your front row tickets to Chanel
Don’t you see?

Oh hallo sweets
I’m marrying the Prince of England
Suck it, bitches

MWAH XX

Coke bottle sells for $35 million.

16 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in Design, WTF, art, fashion, money money money, 1 Comments


Soooooo bummed y’alls. Wanted to put this in my guest bathroom. Had my eye on it for a while. Even bought matching black & white fluffy covers for my marble loo. And then BAM, someone snapped it up for $35 million. Guess that’s ‘just the way art goes’. Dear Andy Warhol, wish. you. were. here. 35 million. Damn.

cute car

16 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in Design, a good cause, cars, 1 Comments


Designed by British musician Paul Weller, to be auctioned for charity. Who is Paul Weller? Let’s google. English singer-songwriter, started out with British punk group ‘The Jam’ (??). Then branched off intothe more soulful ‘The Style Council’”. He is apparently known as ‘The Modfather’ - oh dear. Never heard of any of this. Whatevs. Don’t care. Going to close Wikipedia and walk away from men who have become iconic puns. Cute car.

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