The slut cookie.

25 Jan 2012, Posted by Cape Town Girl in WTF, 1 Comments

Picked up a fortune cookie at Woolworths today and got this here ‘fortune’. I’m truly intrigued. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? Did WW hire a troupe of grammar-challenged eleven year old aspiring ‘Girls Gone Wild’ stars to supply their fortune cookies? Or is this supposed to be a joke, a little summin’ to put a smile on your dial. Imagine the smile on my BFF’s dial if I’d given her boyfriend this fortune cookie after my sushi dinner party. That would have been hilarious. Maybe the silver sparkles and pink flowers stuck to the fortune cookie should have alerted me that this was, in fact, a ’slut cookie’ and not a fortune cookie.

I guess shame on me for wanting a mere inspirational message and some lotto numbers. Instead, I got a chapter out of Katie Price’s new book and a serving of Caprice on a Sunday night.

I’m traumatised. Will no doubt develop some serious trust issues over this. Anybody else got a slut cookie? Can you recommend a therapist?