I made my own Charlie Sheen rant. You can too!

02 Mar 2011, Posted by Cape Town Girl in Celebrity, cool websites, hilarious, 0 Comments

“I am on a drug. It’s called Cape Town Girl. If you try it once, you will explode. Your brain will melt off, and your mother will eat over your kicked body … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not kifferiffic—a total freaking ad exec from mars. I’ve got lion blood, zeus DNA! … They picked a fight with a poltergeist. They’re trying to take all my ducks and leave me with no means to jump my family. It’s not calculating! They owe me an apology while masturbating my nose … I don’t think people are ready for the potplant I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of hate love. I exposed dogs to magic! Here’s your semen test. Next one goes in your ear!”

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