Me Chick Blogger, DJ of the internet

09 Nov 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in CTG, Parties, bloggers, cape town, girl stuff, hilarious, music, weblebrity, 1 Comments

Me chick blogger
“Queen of my decks(topcomputer)”
got my chick tech & my chick blog bookmarks
keeping my chick eye on chick culture
making sure i keep up to chick speed on new chicknology
just checking out the other chickblogs
for a nifty chickpic i can ‘we heart it’ then twitpic
and paste on my chick blog
for my insatiable chick audience
who can’t get enough of a pretty picture
just gotta keep on spinnin

me chick blogger
gonna spend all night smoking weed and ‘lining up some hits I can bust out’
me do all the work 4 you
finding ‘killer opening posts’
so you don’t have to scour the beauty sites
the perez franchise the not cots the what whats the miss moss
yes - ‘when we look at the blog sky we all see the same blog stars’
it just depends who ‘gets to their desk first’ and
‘blogs it before anyone else’ (First!)
hard work being a chickblogger

me chick blogger
gotta keep the relevant content bangers coming
gotta make mashups of existing yet popular content to create something new but not new
that other bloggers can comment on (via reblogging)
(‘f*ck art, let’s dance’ – some OneSmallSeed articley)
as the uber source of chick content in my chickblogger circle
other chickbloggers rely on me
can’t let them down now
gotta keep spinning the tunes of mass pop culture meme consciousness
gotta keep the ‘dancefloor of the internet pumping’
with my ‘thought-provoking, well-researched and intellectually sound content’
(just kidding who reads dat shit gonna post more pics of me in my underwear)

me chick blogger
gonna create polyvore collage remixes of my innermost dreams and desires
gonna post them on the inty for all the world to see
(totally cool with that coz my inner dreams & desires are shoes & dresses)
want the world to see me for who i am:
“Someone with great, classy taste and a knack for putting together a good outfit.”
tired of hiding
want to bare my soul (via appropriate branded partnerships)
want my audience to see me for who I am (via the pictures I heart off ffffound & the helvetica I type on them)
can you feel it??
can you the beat??
i’m on fire!
this is it man
THIS IS IT – follow the bassline…
WOOP WOOP!

me chick blogger
gonna hype your look on lookbook (if you hype mine, obvs)
gonna drop a dirty bass on your link and repost your photo story on my posterous
(via forwarding an email - it’s too easy)
might link a trackback to the ping on your article about How To Wear This Season’s Jeans
and then ‘Like’ it on my Facebook page
just so much to keep up with when you’re ‘manning the de(s)cks’
just so much to keep track of at once
is a skill you know – copying and pasting and cutting and scratching and fading
gotta fade out the old post while working in the beat of the new post
(without downloading some cheap blogging app that makes it easy for you – that’s cheating)

Me chick blogger, having a chickblog party with some other bloggers on my  site laters
Pls forward to all your friends?
Thanks.