Me Panjo. Runaway Tiger.

28 Jul 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in beasties, characters, non-tourist attractions, south africa, 12 Comments

Me Panjo The Tiger
Panjo like soooooo tired of being spooned in bed by human
Feeding me chickens & kibbles
Givin me tummy ribs
Panjo pretend is okay (don’t mind tummy rubs)
But deep down
Panjo want to stalk around jungles
Eat some Indian babies

Maybe Panjo poke a python (is Panjo’s favourite game)
But NOOOOOOO
Panjo must spoon with this bro in Africa
This bro smell like whiteboy
Panjo smell like tiger
Tiger smell good
Panjo want to know,
“WHER ARE DER OTHER TIGERS PLS??”

Me Panjo The Tiger
Whitebro make Panjo go to vet
Panjo no like vet
Vet stick thing in Panjo bum
Make panjo go “RAAAWAWAWAWRRRR!”
So Panjo run away
Panjo scared.

Me Panjo The Tiger
Me found a shady spot to hide
Until India finds Panjo again
Just now some kid wave at Panjo with a stick
Say ‘NO PANJO DOWN BOY’
Snap a camera in Panjo’s face
Say “OOOH GONNA BE RICH”
Panjo not understand
Panjo want to know
“WHERE IS INDIAA?”

Me Panjo The Tiger
Panjo likes tummy rubs
But Panjo miss India
Panjo scared.
Not hurt Panjo with stick, please.
Please. Not make do tricks for kibbles.
Take Panjo home.