Dear Paris Hilton: CTG explains the rules for blowing the Vuvuzela

05 Jul 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in BFFs, CTG, Celebrity, cape town, hilarious, holiday, lifestyle, non-tourist attractions, south africa, 0 Comments

Guys, you can’t not be impressed by Paris Hilton’s readiness to adopt certain Capetonian customs, namely her decision to ‘blow the vuvuzela’ during one Cape Town match. It’s a shame she got arrested for ‘blowing the vuvuzela’ - that’ll take the fun out of a cultural experience. Girlfriend clearly needs a friend to show her the ‘vuvuzela blowing rules’ in this city.
Well Paris, CTG is here to help.

Cape Town’s Vuvuzela-blowing rules (official set as of July 2010):
1.    Always blow your vuvuzela in the car, on the way to the game. That way you won’t feel the need to actually blow it at the game.
2.    Always keep eyedrops, chewing gum and perfume close. You don’t want the tell-tale smells of Vuvuzela lingering all over your hair extensions, and those nasty burst blood-vessels in your eyes from excessive blowing. That’s not hot.
3.    Get someone else to carry your Vuvuzela for you. That way, if you are exposed as having been blowing your Vuvuzela, someone else can take the blame for it (you did seem to get this part right, Paris – props).
4.    Pace yourself when blowing your vuvuzela. You don’t want to get so carried away blowing your Vuvuzela that you miss the match.
5.    Keep a Steri Stumpie handy, for when your mouth gets dry from all that Vuvuzela blowing.

6. If you are caught, look indignant and say, ‘But this is Cape Town!’ That line works every time! And if you’re not in Cape Town? Say it anyway!

Trust me Paris. These are pro-tips. Hope you enjoy the rest of your stay.

xxCTG