Open letter to all who use 24-hour Woolworths Engen on Orange
28 Feb 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in cape town, lifestyle, 3 Comments
Y’alls, when using the 24-hour Engen Woolworths on Orange Street, it is completely unacceptable to drive into garage entrance, and then stop in the middle of entrance while you ponder which petrol pump to use / whom you will be voting for in the next elections / why your cat has stopped eating its pellets. Is further even more unacceptable to slide backwards into cars waiting for you to make up your mind, as you swing left, then oops! Nope, actually right, then – oh, gosh, just can’t make up your mind, can you? Morons. Or “floaters”, as I like to call them.
If you follow a simple trail of logic here, you will quickly see that stopping in middle of the Engen entrance causes multiple-car pile-ups because, believe it or not, you are not the only car trying to access Cape Town’s most centrally-located petrol station. Radical, I know.
The correct course of action is to enter the Engen and make a quick decision – drive left to parking spots if not buying petrol, go right if buying petrol. Simple. If this sounds like an awful lot for you to process, maybe put your crocs back on and do your petrol shopping in Noordhoek? Jus’ a suggestion.
Float on y’all,
CTG
3 Comments
March 1, 2010 9:05 am
6000 @6000
These are the same people that are still ruminating over whether they should have bought the Spicy Cheese or Cheesy Spice Doritos as they slowly leave the Engen back onto Orange Street at 3kph just around that blind corner and right in front of those cars which are still accelerating away from the last floater that just almost caused an accident 50m earlier.
Cape Town Girl March 01 2010 09:31 am
I can verify that this statement is 100% correct.
March 1, 2010 10:03 am
Talya @TalyaGoldberg
No, y’all do not want to park at that Engen.. Have you seen the cat sized rats that come out to play after dark? Scariest shiz evs bbs!
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