Me, Tilikum. Been a bad, bad whale.

25 Feb 2010, Posted by Cape Town Girl in CTG, beasties, 3 Comments


Me Tilikum

Tilikum great whale of a whale

Chillin’ in Tilikum’s tank, dreaming of wide open sea

Rememberin a time when Tilikum was free

With Tilikum’s family

Skimmin’ waves

Chompin l’il sea beasties

Squeakin away

But Tilikum not free

Tilikum must jump through hoops for fish

Tilikum must pretend to enjoy tummy rubs, when Tilikum actually fierce predatorial killing machine.

One day, Tilikum just no take it anymore.

Chomp.

Tilikum feel bad, but what to do?

Tilikum jump through more hoops

Sit through more tummy rubs

And dream of wide open sea.

Tell ur purty friends


3 Comments

February 25, 2010 11:57 am

Marc Perel

Bad Tilikum! lol’d much.

March 2, 2010 1:40 pm

Murray

Think there is a conspiracy story on the cards. The SeaWorld general manager is called Dan Brown… Maybe the Illuminati have ties to Killer Whales?

March 8, 2010 1:39 pm

Lauren

This is brilliant! I have been obsessed with this story. Those poor whales. I’m blogging the link to this tonight! x

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